my favorite line of all time

(Source: tiptons)

(Reblogged from gnarly)

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

(Reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts)

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

(Reblogged from 16-is-ours)

(Source: teamfreesnuggles)

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So my professor was asking questions.

  • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
  • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Professor: *points me out* why?
  • Me: It's illegal.
  • Professor: touche.
(Reblogged from overthinkingsam)

richassness:

Damn I use to watch this every morning

(Source: 2000ish)

(Reblogged from overthinkingsam)

this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

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and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become

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just imagine cemeteries looking like this

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life after death

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

(Source: rainbow-road-to-happiness)

(Reblogged from niavou)
(Reblogged from gnarly)
(Reblogged from lulz-time)
(Reblogged from lulz-time)