whatarewewatching13:

Their friendship is perfection

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niazkillem:

bae: come over

me: i cant i’m shooting a badly directed video with my band

bae: my parents are not home

me: 

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(Source: stilezs)

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spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)

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heyfunniest:

World Pup 2014

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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kenby:

why u lick me

kenby:

why u lick me

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I’m not the girl your mother warns you about.
I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart.
I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me.
I’m not cold. I’m not reckless.

I’m the girl your father mentions when your mom’s not around.
I’m the girl that gets away.

I will love you more than anything.
I will kiss you when you cry.
I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise.

And you’re just like your father, so you will.

You’ll let me go & I won’t look back,
But you will.
I promise you, you will.

I’m that girl.

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If THIS girl ever actually does come into my life, I promise YOU, I’m not letting you go. 

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