(Reblogged from lulz-time)
(Reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts)

seantracy:

my moods:

  • i want to make out with you
  • i want to kill you
  • i am hungry
  • i am tired
  • why the fuck is my music not playing in my left headphone

(Source: seantracy)

(Reblogged from gnarly)
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

(Reblogged from sex-thrill)

[x]

(Source: sarnain)

(Reblogged from gnarly)

howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

(Reblogged from gnarly)

officialfrenchtoast:

Mom: did you do the chores I asked you to do

Me: i am groot

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unshaped:

middriff:

he tried to help

tried

unshaped:

middriff:

he tried to help

tried

(Source: justbecats)

(Reblogged from gnarly)

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

(Reblogged from gnarly)

fuckonthis:

this is so important.

you fucking asshole.

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

(Reblogged from 16-is-ours)